July 2011
58 posts
Why don't Indians play soccer?
excuse-my-charisma:
Because every time they get a corner they open up a shop.
You
will never get it.
No matter who you are.
Reblog if you'd date one of your followers.
Guess which one, Mandosaurus. ;D
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“This, I suspect, is one of the reasons why not all the four firms read the...”
– Vladimir Nabokov
Or this.
The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting,...
I wish I could write like this.
Somewhere beyond Bill’s shack an afterwork radio had begun singing of folly and fate, and there she was with her ruined looks and her adult, rope-veined narrow hands and her goose-flesh white arms, and her shallow ears, and her unkempt armpits, there she was (my Lolita!), hopelessly worn at seventeen, with that baby, dreaming already in her of becoming a big shot and retiring around...
