Like you, I am a result of cosmic copulation. We are all inbred lumps of organic matter. Let's put a tune to it.

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So relatable blog :)

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So relatable blog :)

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goddammit hammie

Why I never bought the whole Hamlet’s-genius thing.

sofapizza:

goddammit hammie

Why I never bought the whole Hamlet’s-genius thing.

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This is a lot to take in.

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This is a lot to take in.

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elephant cosplay 

haha no it isn’t you just posted a pic of an elephant don’t try to fake a cosplay bitch

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elephant cosplay 

haha no it isn’t you just posted a pic of an elephant don’t try to fake a cosplay bitch

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hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s!”

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